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10.06.2025 07:11
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Experts reveal that THIS diet can reduce heart disease risk - Times of India
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why don't people like Nickelback?
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
No way
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why are so many people getting sick from eating cucumbers? - NBC News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Alan Turing's iconic paper on a 'universal computing machine' goes up for auction - Live Science
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.